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Brilliant quotes from Jerry Seinfield
Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Jerry: I went out with you.
Elaine: That’s because my standards are too low.
The Fix-Up
Jerry: She had man hands.
Elaine: Man hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. It’s like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.
Elaine: Would you prefer it if she had no hands at all?
Jerry: Would she have hooks?
The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine: You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there’s even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.
George: So what’s your point?
The Movie
Otra de The Onion
El libre intercambio de falacias es vital para mantener el libre pensamiento de una sociedad inculta. (detalles)
El arte de no responder
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